Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008...1:42 am

Just so everyone knows…

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Gonchar writes the hackiest sports movie script of all time by hitting the ice for the winning PP with a head full of concussion and a bum shoulder.

Sykie calls his shot because he’s more impressive than that fat, overrated, dick scratching, wife beating asshole Babe Ruth.

Andre 3000 knows Kung Fu. If this game was his “coming out party,” by 3OT he was Freddy Mercury gay.

The Pens didn’t do this for us, they did it for the NHL. With the most hyped NBA Finals of all time in the wings, who has the best sports story of the night?

Chris Osgood only stopped 30 shots? Ha. Real men top 50. Eat a lb. of balls, Elroy.

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