Eddy Spaghetti Penguins Blog

• The Flyers are a bad team. Like Dahmer bad. Not like they murder people, but that they are abhorrent to a society that rewards the best of humanity. Like a less-murder prone Jeffery Dahmer. Who is going to have to fire his smarmy dick of a coach after a 4-53 start.

• The Pens have come no where close to finding their scoring rhythm. All the goals came from unlikely sources (yes, Pascal too) while the big guns fiddled as a metaphoric Rome which symbolizes our power plays burned.

• Brooks Orpik has one hell of a shot on him. He should move up to wing.

• ShoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooot