Tuesday, October 28th, 2008...2:38 am

08-09 Pens: Calf Obsessed

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skitched-20081028-033642.jpgI am a sucker for the team-building stuff. It’s always better to root for a squad that gets along, breaks each others balls, comes up with derogatory nicknames.

Or… you know… studies each other calves.

From the Post-Gazette notebook story on which teammate’s body parts should be donated to science after they shuffle their mortal coil:

Fleury: “Maybe Ryan Whitney’s calves. I have small calves, but he’s 6 foot 4 and has smaller calves. Toothpick calves.”

Just a funny line from a goaltender that once scared the shit out of Max Talbot by stuffing himself in his equipment bag. Right?

Nope, it’s a theme.

Crosby: “I would like to see Dupuis’ calves, because there aren’t too many athletes who have calves that small and who are that quick. It doesn’t make sense to me.”

Also revealed in the article, Kris Letang asks too many dumb questions. Like, “Why is everyone staring at my calves when I come out of the shower?”

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